ARS Victoria Newsletter – October 2015

  • Date: 20th February 2016

Health Warning

BEWARE. Viewing Rhododendrons has been found to cause feelings of relaxation, well-being, happiness and joy. In extreme cases sufferers have developed an acute sense of wonder and gratitude for the beauty of nature, leading to the
delusion that there is more to life than work and worry.

This is highly detrimental to your functioning as a normal member of society and can inhibit your continuing development of the appropriate levels of outrage, angst and worry at the state of society and all your fellow humans.

Worse still, it could engender a sense of superiority to those less fortunate who do not view rhododendrons. Working with these subversive plants – growing them, feeding them, tending them - exacerbates these symptoms considerably.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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